Thursday, November 17, 2011

Never Expected this at the Drive-Thru

After placing my lunch order and paying, I pull up to the next window to pick up my food.

Black Male 30ish Drive Thru Operator: "Wow! You're a real redhead!"

Redhead in Raleigh:***nervous laugh because what are you supposed to say to that!?!***

BM3DTO: "You must be feisty and all that." *pause where he is hopefully realizing how awkward this is* "Have a nice day!"

RiR: "You too!" *drive off utterly confused*

So I have a few questions:

1- What the f*ck just happened?
2- Does real redhead mean that he thought we didn't actually exist?
3- Or just natural redhead?
4- If so, how is he certain I am a natural redhead? (I am but I get asked that often)
5- What exactly is included in "all that"?
6- Was that some kind of pick-up line?
7- Or was that a compliment?
8- Or just mere diarrhea of the mouth?

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